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A black man starts a new job on a building site and gets given the nickname ‘wоg’. When he complains about it, the foreman said “everyone gets a nickname here. Those two over there are раddy and мiск from Ireland, That’s mac from Scotland and the scouse lad is called wac”. The black man is still not happy with his nickname, so the foreman shouts to the others, “мiск, mac, раddy, wac, leave the wоg alone”

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Niggеr walks into the doctors with a frog on his head…
The doctor asks:
- “And what’s the problem here?”
To which the frog replies:
“It started a couple of weeks ago with a blackhead on my аrsе!”

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Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

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I tried playing Uno with some mexicans today.... But the f*ckers kept stealing all the green cards!!

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A black bloke got on my bus this morning wearing a suit..
I said, “Where to, job centre or magistrates court?”

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Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

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PONTIAC stands for Poor Old Niggеr Thinks It's A Cadillac. BMW stands for Black Man's Wish.

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Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?

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What do you call a black Poker player ?
The Sраdе of Aces

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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, “What, you either love me or you hate me?”I said, “No, you”re black and you smell.”

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Did you hear about the new tire Firestein? Not only does it stop on a dime, it picks it up.

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A man who found himself speaking with a Nigerian accent went to a doctor with much angst having heard that there are people plagued by a fictitious condition referred to as 'Nigerianitis'.
Having mentioned his concern to the doctor and the possibility that he might have the condition the doctor retorted , 'Son , Do you find yourself smiling to yourself for no reason ? ' , for which the man replied yes. Into further inquiry about the man's worry the doctor then asked 'Do you often find yourself wearing flowery multi colored shirts' for which he also replied 'yes'. The Doctor then proclaimed with a gentle sigh 'I dont think you are suffering from Nigerianitis , you might however have a mild form of Ghana-ria'.

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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

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Can you spare just £2? Ali is a 24 year old Muslim man in Pakistan. He has one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles for water along a narrow road on a rusty bike with веnт wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the DVD it’s fuскing HILARIOUS !

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I'm a real тhug, when we say " I saved
Your аss", we mean it. I got shot in the
Ass to save another's аss.

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My French girlfriend keeps complaining that when we make love I keep pulling her hair.
Apparently it makes her armpits sore for days after.

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“Could you look after my house for me while I’m away?” said my black next-door neighbour. “Feel free to use the phone. I know I can trust you not to abuse it.”
Fucking racist … just because I’m a white man, he assumes I’m honest and can be trusted!

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What game are black people so good at?
Murder In The Dark

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I booked an Asian рrоsтiтuте last night, but she arrived two hours late.
She loved me wrong time.

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I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

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