Knock-knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena Who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore Who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question and get a silly answer!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess before you leave.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?

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