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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.

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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.

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You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

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I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.

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I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.

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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

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It's better to be the first lover than a third wife.

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

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The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off your face!

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One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

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It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

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Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.
Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.
Girl: Can u кill a lion 4 me?
Boy: Are u sick? How can I кill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.
Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.
Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to кill?

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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.

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