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Girl:
"I'm sick and tired of you pretending to be Some detective ace all the time. I think we should split up."
Me:
"Excellent idea. That way we can cover more ground."
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Me: You dropped something.
Girl: What'd I drop?
Me: Your standards... Hi I'm Vinny.
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I brought a girl back to my house and said, “This is where the magic happens, ваве.”
She said, “Oh really? I’m getting excited now.”
I said, “Yes. Pick a card…”
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My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.”
“Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
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Two southern ladies are sitting at the country club by the pool. The first southern lady says,
"When I had my first child, my husband bought me a diamond ring." The second lady says,
"Well, isn't that nice."
The first lady says,
"When my second child was born, my husband took me on a cruise." The second lady says,"well isn't that nice The first lady continues, "When my third child was born, my husband took me on a trip around the world." And the second lady says, once again, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first lady asks, "Well, what did your husband get you when your first child was born?" The second lady repiles, "My husband sent me to finishing school." The first lady asks, "Well why did he do that?" And the second lady says,
"So I could learn to say ‘Well isn't that nice,’ instead of ‘F**K YOU’!"
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A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
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It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha…you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
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A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said,
"Depends on what's in it for me."
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It's amazing to me that it's the year 2003 and women are still getting 75 cents for every dollar that a man earns. I mean, don't you think it's time women get equal pay? We have got to let women put in extra hours.
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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A man to a woman," Did you see my watch? I was so busy that I didn't have time to find it."
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There's a reason it's called "girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their тiтs. When women go wild, they кill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.
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It ain't the jeans that make your вuтт look fат.
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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
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What we ought to do is come up with a magazine that would depict men in such a way that would finally excite and turn women on. Like, first of all, come up with a catchy title, call the magazine, 'Commitment.' Wouldn't that catch your eye? A picture of a man, holding a baby, laundry by his side, getting ready to do the dishes, hands you dinner -- and the caption would read, 'Is there anything else I could help you with?'
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Men of quality respect women's equality.
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