Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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A man was selling his TV on his front porch with a sign that says “$1”. A bloke walks by and asks ‘You’re selling your TV for a dollar?’
‘yup’
‘It looks brand new!’
‘It is.’
‘What’s wrong with it?’
‘Oh the volume is turned all the way up and you can’t change that’
‘So whatever I watch the volume is on Max, and you’re only selling it for a dollar?’
‘yup’
‘Wow, I can’t turn that down.’

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Men jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

When it comes to anagrams, I don’t know my earholes from my аrsеhоlе.

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As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move.”
“Jesus!” I said as I rolled my eyes. “Every night it’s the same thing.”
“Well you don’t!” she moaned. “It’s always me and quite frankly I’m fed up with it. And before you start, it’s nothing to do with you being black.”
“It is,” I said.
“No, it isn’t,” she said.
“You know what?” I said as I jumped out of the bed. “You can stick the fсuкing chessboard up your аss.”

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They found a mysterious hole in the fence of our local nudist colony.
The police are looking into it.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Police Officer Jokes

I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it

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If you have bladder problems.
Urine trouble.

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My mate just rang me in tears…
His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite ďish.
Poor Ваsтаrd..
No woman, no sky…

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Jokes about Women Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I tried to start an online bakery.
But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

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I keep having these fantasies about the beautiful Lottery Lady on Saturday Evening TV …
….
No, not about winning the jackpot, I’m imagining her holding my ваlls in her hands.

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I couldn’t get tickets for the Plan B concert.
So I had to go with my first choice instead.

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I think I’m going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner. It’s just collecting dust.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked,
"Is that in the key of L?"
Puzzled, the employee says,
"Key of L? I'm not really sure?"
The boss replies,
"Well it sure sounds like L to me!"

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

The other night I had a dream I was being wanked off by a Ghost.
I was scared stiff.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I’ve heard seven cancer jokes today…
If I hear tumor, it’s gonna benign.

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Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I’m easily lead.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies…
Delivered by crane.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q.

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I just put nearly 400 pounds on a horse.
My wife wanted to go riding, poor fuскing horse.

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If I were the Town Mayor, I would rename our bridge “The Influence.”
…
Then I would direct the police to pull over and ticket everyone driving under The Influence.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Police Officer Jokes

For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I’ve experienced.
God knows what it must have been like for my mother.
Being in labour for that long.

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God Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes