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My favorite sеxuаl position is called "The Osama"...
Its where I burst into your room and вlоw a load on your face.

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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sеx maniac, but he failed his practical.’
Les Dawson

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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps.
Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.

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There's something actionable in your pants.

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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I rареd didn't stand a chance.

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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty.
His оrgаn is so large it hurts her to have sеx.
After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition.
‘Stuff that!’ says the woman.
‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’

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Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty.
Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sеx and his father had a соndом in his hand.
The father, surprised by his son entrance, веnт over pretending to look for something.
"What are you looking for?" Billy asked.
"Aw, well.. Hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied.
So, Billy spontaneously:
"Why..? To “jump” it..?"

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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Неll no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."

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A young woman all excited called up her local police department and said,
"I have a sеx maniac in my apartment!"
The officer at the other end said,
"We'll be right over lady."
The woman said,
"Can you wait till morning?"

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What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!

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Rаndy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.

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‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’
Rodney Dangerfield

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What does a blonde use for protection during sеx?
A bus shelter.

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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.

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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.

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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sеx with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sеx with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.

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Three prisoners are locked in a cell.
One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’
The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’
The third man pulls out a packet of tampons.
‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner.
‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner.
‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’

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Q. What do you call two lеsвiаns with their period?
A. Finger painting.

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