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Is so old her birth certificate is made out in Roman numerals.

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When
Farts, the volcano says impressed: Holy Smokes!!

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So big, she was born between the 13th and 17th December.

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The zoo called. They want
Back.

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Is so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!

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You know why
Has such a flat head in the back?
Because the toilet cover keeps falling on her head when she’s drinking.

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Is so sтuрid. She gets a second opinion from the same doctor.

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Until
Was born, whales had no natural enemies.

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Is so fат, she’s round even in Minecraft.

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Is so fат when she steps on the scale, it goes:
"We don't do livestock".

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Armpits are so hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.

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Вuтт hair is so long it regularly gets stuck in her zipper.

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So fат, she needs two SD cards when she wants to save a selfie.

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Is so fат she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says,
"Ok."

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Has to comb her back.

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Goes swimming. All kids are screaming, "Who's going to get to the island first!

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Name is Joe and she's the hairiest in the zoo.

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More Mother Jokes

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Yo mamma so fат she brought cereal to the Superbowl, and had to watch the game from outside the stadium

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Yo mama so fат, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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