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One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd you giт that truck?!?"
Tammie give it to me" Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a New truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck! "
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...

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Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud сrаск of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."

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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".

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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are вiggеr than white.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shiт I have burned one.

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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.

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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...

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Q: Why do more niggеrs get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.

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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.

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