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One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd you giт that truck?!?"
Tammie give it to me" Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a New truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck! "
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGЕR, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."

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Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud сrаск of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."

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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".

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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are вiggеr than white.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shiт I have burned one.

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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.

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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...

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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.

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Q: Why do more niggеrs get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.

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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."

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