The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention. So, one day he asks André about his secret. André replies: “Well, before sex...

The college teacher noticed that his exchange student, André, suddenly had started attracting a lot of female attention.
So, one day he asks André about his secret. André replies:
“Well, before sеx I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer”.
Later that day, the college teacher gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower - a welcome opportunity for sеx. So, he quickly undresses and starts ваnging his diск against the dresser, just before hearing his wife calling from the shower:
“Is that you, André?”.

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