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Standesgemäß verheiraten Хитрият Джак казал на сина си: Бащата: Un homme d Samuel diz para seu filho: -Jacob eu quero que você se case com a moça que eu escolhi. -Mas pai eu quero escolher minha esposa. -Meu filho ela é filha do Bill Gates. O filho: -Bem neste caso... Ashir dice a su primogénito: -David, quiero que te cases con una mujer que yo escogí. -Pero padre, yo quiero escoger a la que va a ser mi esposa... -Responde David. -Amado hijo, ella... David Goldblum in gesprek met zijn zoon: - "Zoon, ik wil dat je trouwt met het meisje dat ik voor je heb gekozen." - "Wat?! Maar ik wil mijn vrouw zelf kiezen!" - "Jaja, maar het is wel de dochter... Um dia o pai de um rapaz foi ao seu filho e disse: — Filho, arranjei uma esposa para você. O filho respondeu: — Mas pai, eu mesmo quero escolher minha esposa. E o pai disse: — Mas ela é filha do... Ο Τζακ, καπάτσος επιχειρηματίας, λέει στον γιο του: - Θέλω να παντρευτείς την κοπέλα που διάλεξα για σένα. - Μα, θέλω να παντρευτώ την κοπέλα που θα διαλέξω εγώ. - Ναι αλλά πρόκειται για την κόρη... Un père veut vraiment que son nouveau fils se marie, mais celui-ci de veut pas... Il va voir son fils : - Mon fils, il faut qu
Тold my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”
This is exactly how politics works . . .
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Standesgemäß verheiraten Хитрият Джак казал на сина си: Бащата: Un homme d Samuel diz para seu filho: -Jacob eu quero que você se case com a moça que eu escolhi. -Mas pai eu quero escolher minha esposa. -Meu filho ela é filha do Bill Gates. O filho: -Bem neste caso... Ashir dice a su primogénito: -David, quiero que te cases con una mujer que yo escogí. -Pero padre, yo quiero escoger a la que va a ser mi esposa... -Responde David. -Amado hijo, ella... David Goldblum in gesprek met zijn zoon: - "Zoon, ik wil dat je trouwt met het meisje dat ik voor je heb gekozen." - "Wat?! Maar ik wil mijn vrouw zelf kiezen!" - "Jaja, maar het is wel de dochter... Um dia o pai de um rapaz foi ao seu filho e disse: — Filho, arranjei uma esposa para você. O filho respondeu: — Mas pai, eu mesmo quero escolher minha esposa. E o pai disse: — Mas ela é filha do... Ο Τζακ, καπάτσος επιχειρηματίας, λέει στον γιο του: - Θέλω να παντρευτείς την κοπέλα που διάλεξα για σένα. - Μα, θέλω να παντρευτώ την κοπέλα που θα διαλέξω εγώ. - Ναι αλλά πρόκειται για την κόρη... Un père veut vraiment que son nouveau fils se marie, mais celui-ci de veut pas... Il va voir son fils : - Mon fils, il faut qu
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