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Standesgemäß verheiraten Хитрият Джак казал на сина си: Бащата: Un homme d'affaires fort averti discute avec son fils : - Mon fils Samuel diz para seu filho: -Jacob eu quero que você se case com a moça que eu escolhi. -Mas pai eu quero escolher minha esposa. -Meu filho ela é filha do Bill Gates. O filho: -Bem neste caso... Ashir dice a su primogénito: -David David Goldblum in gesprek met zijn zoon: - "Zoon Um dia o pai de um rapaz foi ao seu filho e disse: — Filho Ο Τζακ Un père veut vraiment que son nouveau fils se marie
Тold my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”
This is exactly how politics works . . .
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Standesgemäß verheiraten Хитрият Джак казал на сина си: Бащата: Un homme d'affaires fort averti discute avec son fils : - Mon fils Samuel diz para seu filho: -Jacob eu quero que você se case com a moça que eu escolhi. -Mas pai eu quero escolher minha esposa. -Meu filho ela é filha do Bill Gates. O filho: -Bem neste caso... Ashir dice a su primogénito: -David David Goldblum in gesprek met zijn zoon: - "Zoon Um dia o pai de um rapaz foi ao seu filho e disse: — Filho Ο Τζακ Un père veut vraiment que son nouveau fils se marie
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