Q What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a соndом?
A You can throw a соndом away.

Q Have you seen Lewinsky's laundry?
A No? Don't worry neither has she.

Q How did Monica Lewinsky get a top naval job?
A She had connections with high ranking se(a)men.

Q Is it true Monica Lewinsky has a wardobe of stained dresses?
A Yes, she has a dress for every lover she's come across.