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Двама мъже пият в кръчмата и по едно време единия за да обиди другия казва: On a men's bathroom wall Сидять два чоловіки за барною стойкою. Один з них починає чіплятися до другого: — Я спав з твоєю матір'ю! В барі настає тиша Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams To fyllebøtter satt i en bar da den ene begynte å fornærme den andre. - Jeg har ligget med moren din! ropte han. Det ble helt stille i baren
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Заглавен Телефонът звъни: (ИЗБРАН НОМЕР: 44-44-44) Oiga Un señor habla por telefóno: Hola Alo ¿Oiga „Haló - Hallo
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Was ist los? Семейството на Иванчо живеели в едностаен апартамент. Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. Zenek i Maria uznali Подружня пара. Чоловік каже: - Люба Os pais do Joãozinho descobriram que o único jeito de se livrarem de seu filho de sete anos por algumas horas no domingo para fazerem sexo seria colocá-lo na varanda do apartamento e pedir para ele... Het is zondagmiddag en de ouders van Jantje hebben onweerstaanbare zin in een potje sex. Helaas Johan och Maria kom underfund med att det enda sättet att få till en söndagssnabbis var att skicka ut deras tioårige son på balkongen för att rapportera vad som hände i grannskapet. Pojken... Móricka szülei C'est Samedi après-midi et Zé et Ginette ont une sacrée envie d'un peu d'intimité pour une partie de jambes en l'air. Malheureusement pour eux Les parents de Toto ont envie d’une petite après-midi coquine et intime. Ils demandent donc à leurs fils d’aller prendre l’air sur le balcon et de noter les activités des voisins. Sur le balcon Föräldrarna hade länge funderat över hur de skulle få till en söndagssnabbis utan att deras 10 åriga son Anders skulle se dem. De kom på att han kunde gå ut på balkongen och berätta vad som hände i... A little johnnys parents decided that the only way to have a quickie while their son johnny was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was... Wanting to have a quick love-making session Mama si tatal lui Bula stateau la garsoniera. Ei vroiau sa faca sex si nu stiau cum sa scape de Bula. Ii vine o idee tatalui : T: Bula ia iesi tu pe balcon si zi ce mai e pe afara. Bula se duce si... Nutarė Petriuko tėvai pasimylėti. Bet Petriukas vis namuose trinasi Ein junges Paar mit fünfjährigem Sohn hat keinen Babysitter gefunden
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VISA Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Между приятели: A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. Un employé de banque reçoit un coup de téléphone de sa femme comme quoi elle a perdu sa carte bleue. Due amici scambiano qualche chiacchiera. "Sai ieri mia moglie ha perso la carta di credito..." "Ah mi dispiace! Hai fatto subito la denuncia?" "No no Die Polizei fragt einen Mann: Warum haben Sie Ihre Kreditkarte nicht gemeldet Konrad freut sich: "Meiner Frau wurde vor zwei Wochen die Kreditkarte gestohlen." "Und da freust du dich?" staunt sein Freund. "Aber ja - Papá Perché se rubano la carta di credito ad un uomo questi non denuncia il furto? Perché il ladro spenderà sicuramente meno della moglie. Man Miten mies huomasi - ¡Papá! Két férfi beszélget: - Képzeld Um homem comenta com o outro: — Roubaram meu cartão de credito. — Você ja avisou a policia? — Não. mas o ladrão esta gastando menos que minha mulher! Ein Mann erzählt mir My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does. A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company Έκλεψαν την πιστωτική κάρτα της γυναίκας μου. Δεν παραπονιέμαι
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