1/ A budding poet trying his best… Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some ваsтаrd stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. 2/ Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this… Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted 3/ Someone who had a different experience wrote, You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fаrт, And shiт my pants! 4/ Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shiт and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. 5/ There are also people who come in for a different purpose… Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shiт and stink, But I come here to scratch my ваlls, And read the вullshiт on the walls … 6/ Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space……. (written high upon the wall) If you can рiss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. 7/ Ministry of Environment advertisement. We aim to please! You aim too! Please 8/ On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance . 9/ And finally, this should teach some a lesson… Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly .
1/ A budding poet trying his best…
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some ваsтаrd stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
2/ Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
3/ Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fаrт,
And shiт my pants!
4/ Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shiт and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
5/ There are also people who come in for a different purpose…
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shiт and stink,
But I come here to scratch my ваlls,
And read the вullshiт on the walls …
6/ Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space……. (written high upon the wall)
If you can рiss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
7/ Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
8/ On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance .
9/ And finally, this should teach some a lesson… Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly .