1 inch - Are you fuскing kidding?
2 inch - I can't even hold it properly.
3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inch - I've had вiggеr.
5 inch - Good, but not enough!
6 inch - About right.
7 inch - Can't complain.
8 inch - Fuскing perfect.
9 inch - A bit much.
10 inch - It's hurting my insides.
11 inch - I can't take it anymore.
12 inch - I'm absolutely fuскing destroyed. And this is how I rate my meatball sandwiches.