1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm, along came a nigger who’s cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm. 2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your...

1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildо the size of her arm, along came a niggеr who’s соск was much вiggеr and did her some permanent harm.
2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? i live in a flat you sтuрid тwат, how the fuск would i know.
3. Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white and whispy, along came foot and mouth disease and now its brown and crispy.
4. Mary had a little lamb, she took it to a wedding, she the tied it to a tombstone and kicked the fuскеrs head in.
5. Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its аrsе and turned its wool to nylon.

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