1. Why was the blonde exited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years
2. Why did the blonde sell her car? She needed gas money
3. What do u do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin, and throw it back
4. why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? To remind themselves that TOES GO IN FIRST.
5. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree
6. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Give her a sheet of paper that says "please turn over" on both sides
7. What did the blonde bring to the super bowl? A spoon
8. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
9. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? She's trying to hold onto a thought
10. What does a blonde do when you say "it's chilly outside"? She grabs a bowl
11. What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion
12. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot
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