1.Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so sтuрid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fат that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fат she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fат her nickname is "DАМN!"
12.Yo mama so fат she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fат she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!
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