1. You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2. You can´t count you´re hair
3. You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out
4. You just tried number three
5. When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog
6. Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed
7. You skipped number 5
8. You just checked if there was a number 5
9. This is not my joke all credit goes to steps