A blonde decides to go ice fishing. She makes a hole in the ice and starts fishing.
Suddenly a voice from above says:
“There are no fish here.” Startled, the blonde looks around but doesn’t see anybody. She shrugs and continues.
After a while the voice comes again:
“There are no fish here.” The blonde looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?“
The voice replies, „No, this is the ice-skating rink’s maintenance manager. Seriously, there are no fish here.”