A blonde is out walking in the forest when she is attacked by two men. Suddenly, an avenging hero in a black mask and flowing black cape jumps out of the bushes waving a sword and successfully chases off the two men. The blonde is thrilled to bits, falling instantly in love with her gallant rescuer.
“I hope you will never forget who rescued you,” says the hero as he uses his sword to draw a large ‘Z’ on the forest floor.
“Oh thank you!” says the blonde. “Thank you, Superman!”