A blonde walks into a shop and asks how much is that t. V in the back.
Shopkeeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
The blonde went away and died her hair brown and went back the very next day and asked again.
The shop keeper says sorry i dont serve blondes.
The blonde went away and died her hair blue and went back the next day and asked one last time.
The shop keeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes.
The blonde asks how can you tell that im blonde?
The shop keeper replies thats not a T. V thats a microwave.