A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: “I have a large fortune…. I am going to buy Apple!” Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy Exxon!” Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince…. I intend to purchase Google!” They then all wait for the Jew to speak…. The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: “I’m not selling!!!…”
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic:
“I have a large fortune…. I am going to buy Apple!”
Protestant:
“I am very wealthy and will buy Exxon!”
Muslim:
“I am a fabulously rich prince…. I intend to purchase Google!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak….
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I’m not selling!!!…”