A Catholic and a Buddhist were on a quarrel on whose God is more powerful.
The Catholic said mine is powerful, the Buddhist said, no, mine is powerful.
They decided to jump on a high building and the one with a powerful God will hit the ground alive.
Buddhist jumps and calls Buddha.
Buddha, Buddha, Buddha. Hit the ground and lives.
The Catholic jumps and calls Jesus. Jesus Сhrisт, Jesus Сhrisт.
When he nears the ground and sees nothing is happening, he decided to call on Buddha, Buddha, Buddha help help.
He hits the ground dead.
Moral of the story. Have Faith.