A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.
They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there.
As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say “Lay down and let’s see what you’ve got.”
Another man said “I’ve got strength but no length.”
Another man said to a lady, “Take your hand off my trick.”
I pretty near dropped dead just then when the lady answered, ”
You jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one raise.”
Another lady was talking about her protecting her honor, and two other ladies said, Now
It’ s time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine.”
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving,
I hope to die if I didn’t hear someone say, “Well I guess we’ll go home now, that was the last rubber.”