A couple are in bed and the wife is trying to sleep while the hubby is reading, every so often the husband pops his hand under the bed sheets and touches his wife’s “special place”.
Eventually the wife begins striping her nighties off when the hubby replies “Not tonight dear I’m trying to read”.
She shouts “Why the hеll start with the foreplay then?”
He says “that’s not what I was doing, I was wetting my fingers to turn the pages.”