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  3. A couple is driving... Cop:...
A couple is driving...
Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding.
Husband: Im sorry officer, I didnt know.
Wife: What the hеll, thats a lie Ive been telling him for miles!!
Husband: Shut up!! Shut the fuск up!! No one is talking to you!!
Cop: Ok then, did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband: No Officer, I didnt know.
Wife: He's lien!! I've been telling him for months!!
Husband: Shut the hеll up ВIТСН nobody's talking to you!!!
*cop walks over to the wife's side and says*
Cop: Mam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: No. only when he's drunк.
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