A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the Front Desk and asked for a room. He said, “This heerza special ‘casion - our...

A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.
He said, “This heerza special ‘casion - our honeymoon - and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.”
The clerk winked - “You want the ‘Bridal’?”
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, “Nope, reckon not. Guess I’ll jist hold on to her ears til she gits used to it.”

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