A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses вuттhоlе. Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hеll are you doing?" He replies, "I've got chapped lips." The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?" "Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."
A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses вuттhоlе. Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hеll are you doing?" He replies, "I've got chapped lips." The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?"
"Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."