A duck walks into a bar.
It asks the barkeeper:
“Do you have bread?”
Bartender:
“No.”
Duck:
“Do you have bread?”
Bartender:
“No!”
Duck:
“Do you…”
Bartender:
“Listen! I have no bread and if you ask me one more time, i’m gonna nail you to that wall!!!”
Duck:
“Do you have nails?”
Bartender:
“No!”
Duck:
“Do you have bread?”