A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Got any bread?”
Barman says:
“No”
Duck says:
“Got any Bread?”
Barman says:
“No”
Duck says:
“Got any Bread?”
Barman says:
“No, we have no bread.”
Duck says:
“Got any bread”
Barman says:
“No, we haven’t got any fuскing bread.”
Duck says:
“Got any bread?”
Barman says:
“No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any fuскing bread. Ask me again and I’ll nail your fuскing beak to the bar, you irritating ваsтаrd bird!”
Duck says:
“Got any nails?”
Barman says:
“No.”
Duck says:
“Got any bread?”