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A farmer goes out and buys...
Фермер си купува младо петле.
Един рокер решил да стане фермер.
Un fermier américain vient de perdre son valeureux coq. Il se rend alors au marché mais arrive un peu tard
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried.
Next morning,not only is the rooster sсrеwing the hens but he is sсrеwing the turkeys, ducks even the соw.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you hоrny ваsтаrd!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
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Фермер си купува младо петле.
Един рокер решил да стане фермер.
Un fermier américain vient de perdre son valeureux coq. Il se rend alors au marché mais arrive un peu tard
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried.
Next morning,not only is the rooster sсrеwing the hens but he is sсrеwing the turkeys, ducks even the соw.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you hоrny ваsтаrd!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."