A farmer walks into a restaurant and orders the finest champagne on the menu. A lady in sees this and asks the man: ‘whats the occasion?’ The farmer says “Well, I’ve been trying to get my chickens...

A farmer walks into a restaurant and orders the finest champagne on the menu. A lady in sees this and asks the man: ‘whats the occasion?’
The farmer says “Well, I’ve been trying to get my chickens to lay eggs for ages now and just today they laid their first eggs”
The woman replies “What a coincidence, I’ve been trying to get pregnant for ages and just yesterday my doctor told me that I was pregnant.” She then asks “How do you get your chickens to lay eggs?”
The Farmer says ” I used a different соск”
“Oh, what a coincidence….”

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