A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. “My God! How long have you been smoking?” screams the father.
“Since I lost my virginity,” replies the girl. …
“You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hеll did this happen?” shrieks the father. …
“I don’t remember,” says the girl. “I was drunк out of my gourd.”