A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store asked a lawyer to defend him. "I will take your case," the lawyer said, "If you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that...

A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store asked a lawyer to defend him.
"I will take your case," the lawyer said,
"If you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that you will pay me $1600."
The client thought for a moment, then said,
"Will you do it for $400 and a nice set of golf clubs?"

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