A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle niррlеs. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise.
“The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,” explains the guide. “The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the niррlе.”
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise: ‘Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop”
“Wait a minute” says the man taking the tour. “I understand what the ‘hiss, hiss,’ is, but what’s that ‘pop’ every so often?”
“Oh, it’s just the same as in the baby-bottle niррlе machine,” says the guide. “It pokes a hole in every fourth соndом.”
“Well, that can’t be good for the condoms”
“Yeah, but it’s great for the baby-bottle niррlе business”
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