A fellow is trying out his new sports car; driving at 80 mph he sees a state patrol car in his mirror; he drives faster to 95 mph... The police car is right behind him; brings it up to 110 mph and the police car is right on his tail... Finally, he stops; the trooper comes up to his car as asks "what's your story" the trooper continues; every time I stop someone going as fast as you were, they have some kind of story. He tells the trooper; "actually, I have a story but you wouldn't believe it" the trooper says "try me"... He then tells the trooper: "Three months ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper... I thought you were him bringing her back!!
A fellow is trying out his new sports car; driving at 80 mph he sees a state patrol car in his mirror; he drives faster to 95 mph... The police car is right behind him; brings it up to 110 mph and the police car is right on his tail... Finally, he stops; the trooper comes up to his car as asks "what's your story" the trooper continues; every time I stop someone going as fast as you were, they have some kind of story. He tells the trooper; "actually, I have a story but you wouldn't believe it" the trooper says "try me"... He then tells the trooper:
"Three months ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper... I thought you were him bringing her back!!