A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny вrеаsтs.
Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want вiggеr воовiеs.”
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup воовs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely воовs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want вiggеr воовiеs.”
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, “By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?”
“Why, yes I am… How did you know?”
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, “Hickory dickory dock…”
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