A football fаn in Manchester saw a Vicious dog attacking a pram.
He ran over and fought the dog and killed it.
A reporter from the Manchester Evening News says to him, “you’re a hero and I can see the headlines now. United fаn saves baby from dog!”
The fаn says, “I’m not a United fаn.”
The reporter says, “Ok, City fаn saves baby from dog attack!”
The fаn says, “actually, I support Liverpool.”
“Ok,” said the reporter, “Ваsтаrd bindipper Murders family pet!”