A ghost joke<br />What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?<br />"I told you I was ill"!<br /> <br />A vampire joke<br />What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?<br />I don't know but it would slow him down!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />How did the witch almost lose her baby?<br />She didn't take it far enough into the woods!<br /> <br />A cannibal joke<br />What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?<br /> <br />''Stop playing with your food''!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />What do witches race on?<br />Vroomsticks!<br /> <br />A Halloween joke<br />How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween <br />Wear a snorkel!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />What's a cold, evil candle called?<br />The wicked wick of the north!
A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down!
A witch joke
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!
A witch joke
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!
A Halloween joke
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween
Wear a snorkel!
A witch joke
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north!