A girl sneezed in the pub last night and her glass eye flew out and landed in my hand. I took it back to her and we started chatting. After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and we shagged all night. I asked her, “Do you shаg everyone on a first date?” To which she replied, “No, only those that catch my eye”.
A girl sneezed in the pub last night and her glass eye flew out and landed in my hand.
I took it back to her and we started chatting. After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and we shagged all night. I asked her, “Do you shаg everyone on a first date?”
To which she replied, “No, only those that catch my eye”.