A guy from India is in the U. S. for a few months when he gets very ill. He goes to doctor after doctor, but none of them can help him. He finally goes to an Indian doctor.
The doctor tells him to go home, take a sh1t in a рот, then stick his head over the рот and breathe it in for ten minutes.
The Indian goes back to the doctor and says, “It worked. Now I feel terrific. What was it?”
The doctor says, “You were homesick.”