A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door this morning. He said, “We’ve had a complaint that you’ve been overfeeding your cat. Apparently it weighs the best part of 4 stone.” I said, “It’s not a cat.” “Oh” he replied, “There must be a mistake, is it a dog?” I said, “No, it’s a hamster.”
A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door this morning.
He said, “We’ve had a complaint that you’ve been overfeeding your cat. Apparently it weighs the best part of 4 stone.”
I said, “It’s not a cat.”
“Oh” he replied, “There must be a mistake, is it a dog?”
I said, “No, it’s a hamster.”