A guy goes into a whorehouse and asks for the biggest fattest and blackest whore available The Madame says we’ve got Big Mamma in room 4 , all 28 stone of her. The guy says ” she’ll do fine”! He...

A guy goes into a whоrеhоusе and asks for the biggest fattest and blackest whоrе available
The Madame says we’ve got Big Mamma in room 4 , all 28 stone of her.
The guy says ” she’ll do fine”!
He goes in and says to Big Mamma ” Take off all you’re clothes and spread your legs as wide as you can”
She does this and the guy just stands at the bottom of the bed looking puzzled at her,after about 15 minutes he says ” Okay you can put your clothes back on”
She says “Aren’t you gonna fuск me”?
He says ” no I’m done ”
She says ” What the fuск was all that about then “?
He says ” Well I’ve been out today and bought a big black fuск off leather settee, and I wanted to see what it looked like with pink cushions “!

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