A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, “I’m gonna make your niррlеs hard.” She says, “Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your аss.” He says, “And then I’m gonna turn you upside-down, pour вееr in your рussy, and then guzzle it all down.” She says, “That’s it, I’m gonna tell my husband, and he’s gonna kick your аss but real good.” She goes home to her husband and says, “A guy at the bar told me he was gonna make my niррlеs hard.” He gets really рissеd off, and starts to walk out the door. She grabs him by the arm, and says, “He also said he was gonna turn me upside-down, pour вееr into my рussy, and then guzzle it all down.” Her husband turns around and walks back into the house. She yells, “Where are you going?” He says, “I ain’t fсuкing with anybody who can drink that much вееr.”
A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, “I’m gonna make your niррlеs hard.”
She says, “Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your аss.”
He says, “And then I’m gonna turn you upside-down, pour вееr in your рussy, and then guzzle it all down.”
She says, “That’s it, I’m gonna tell my husband, and he’s gonna kick your аss but real good.”
She goes home to her husband and says, “A guy at the bar told me he was gonna make my niррlеs hard.”
He gets really рissеd off, and starts to walk out the door.
She grabs him by the arm, and says, “He also said he was gonna turn me upside-down, pour вееr into my рussy, and then guzzle it all down.”
Her husband turns around and walks back into the house.
She yells, “Where are you going?”
He says, “I ain’t fсuкing with anybody who can drink that much вееr.”