A guy had been out of work so long, he was desperate for a job.
He spent days wondering what to do, when he came up with an idea.
He grabbed a few tools from his Father’s shed and went off to the building site.
He told the foreman that he was a carpenter and asked if he could get a start.
The foreman jumped at the chance, he needed a carpenter to build a spiral staicase in one of the houses.
He told the chippie to get cracking.
The “would be” chippie went into the house and thought “where the fuск do I start?”
He decided the best thing to do was to smash his thumb with his hammer.
He came rushing out of the house, crying with pain and was sent to hospital.
Six week later he appeared again. The foreman told him to get on with the spiral staircase.
He went into the house, scratched his head and then took his saw and cut his arm. Once again he was sent to hospital.
A couple of weeks later, he’s back on site.
The foreman says, “thank fuск for that. They want to move in next week and the staircase has to be ready by then!”
The guy looks at the foreman and says, “for fuск?’s sake, am I the only сunт here who can build spiral staircases?”