A guy is sitting at the bar watching the game and enjoying his вееr.
Another guy strolls over and they begin to converse.
After a while the second asks if he had ever played "вееr football?"
He said no, and asked how to play.
"Well, if you chug a вееr, you get 6 points, and if you bend over and fаrт, you get an extra point."
So, the second guy starts off by chugging his вееr and farting.
The first man chugged his вееr with ease, and when he веnт over to fаrт, the second guy came up and kicked him in the вuтт and exclaimed, "BLOCK THE KICK!"