A guy named bob works at a deli. One day he goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I really want to stick my diск in the pickle slicer" The doctors responds with "No dont it will hurt and you will never lose your virginty! "Hey I have had sеx before" And with that he leave's. The next day bob comes back and says "Doc I did it" The doctor says"well are you ok?"
"Im fine but I was fired"
"What about the pickle slicer?" The doctor asks "she was fired to!