A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover

Going downstairs he asks his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the company party last night, so tell me what I did."

"You got in an argument with your boss."

"Well, рiss on him!" said the man.

"You did. He fired you." said the wife.

"Well, sсrеw him!" said the guy.

"I did." said the wife. "You're back to work Monday."