A guy walked up to me and asked me, "how's life going?".
I said,
"Not sure, can we meet up sometime unannounced to you and have me ask how's your life going?"
He said,
"No, I dont think so."
I said "well now you know what it feels like, you might aswell have put me infront of a jury"
He said "well, I'm sorry I was busy talking to my friends and they dared me to talk to you"
To which I replied "well I was busy talking to your mom and she said that she doesn't want you to talk to random people anymore and call them your 'friends'"